This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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