their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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