i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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