On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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