no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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