clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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