i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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