White coat. Heels.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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