I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
