you guys were way drunker than both of me
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
