Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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