We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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