Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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