hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He felt like a one man threesome
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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