I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
