i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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