One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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