Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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