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Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We talked him into tasing himself.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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