Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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