just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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