Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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