There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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