Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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