you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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