I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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