on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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