forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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