is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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