Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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