well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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