That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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