he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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