I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is wine microwaveable?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Everclear isn't food dammit
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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