ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
3 2 1 whiskey
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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