I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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