But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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