They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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