You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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