sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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