I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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