Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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