i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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