if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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