don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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