I just saw a hot homeless man
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Randomize
