Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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