I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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