Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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