Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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