Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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