do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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