Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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